prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
"I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything."
Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
(Source: asvprock, via starrstrucklove)